Heidi’s nipples are FREAKING US OUT.

Heidi’s nipples are FREAKING US OUT.

OK, Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume wins, as usual.

OK, Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume wins, as usual.

This is what it would look like if our supermodels were albino chimpanzees. Or something.

This is what it would look like if our supermodels were albino chimpanzees. Or something.

Halloween is soon, guys.
Heidi Klum shows some Project Runway love in Christian Siriano.

Heidi Klum shows some Project Runway love in Christian Siriano.

Is Heidi Klum really the most dangerous celebrity on the Internet?

Is Heidi Klum really the most dangerous celebrity on the Internet?

This thing…
Heidi Klum designed these fancy rings for QVC.

Heidi Klum designed these fancy rings for QVC.

Bold and bright at the amfAR Inspiration Gala.

Bold and bright at the amfAR Inspiration Gala.